So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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