yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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