Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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