I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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