lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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