I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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