He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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