I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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