and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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