I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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