No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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