You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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