Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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