Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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