Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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