id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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