super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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