i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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