I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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