i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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