Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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