Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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