Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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