she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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