She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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