No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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