alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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