You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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