Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Randomize
