Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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