Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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