Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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