I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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