turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize