im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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