Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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