it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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