we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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