And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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