you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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