What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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