theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
tell me about the fingering
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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