So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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