Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
is it fun? or sober?
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