one might say we're banned from that church
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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