id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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