Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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