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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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