You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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