are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there's paper in my vomit.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
