I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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