Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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