I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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