I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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